Anonymous asked:
April fool's idea: limited oven size. click the cookie up to a dozen times, wait ten minutes for your up to a dozen cookies, and pull them out before they burn
orteil42 answered:
actually good
Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine
When most people "roll their eyes", they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.
When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it's usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they "rolled".
I've found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP
is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
World Heritage Post
He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

Dude popped that bird and made it his whole personality. And you know what, I respect it. I’d do the same if I had that to my name.
Also, “assault weapons” are rarely used in crime, and the 1994 bill also included handguns and shotguns.
remember that time artoria got her ass kicked by a 1* servant
goes to show who the REAL 5* should’ve been
> “got her ass kicked”
That’s a pretty misleading way to describe a fight where the only reason Kojiro could keep up was because he kept spamming a technique that defies the laws of time and space. (He also kept his high ground advantage for much longer in the VN)
Didn’t take long for him to lose when that stopped working after he broke his sword trying to parry.
Artoria’s still cooler tho
They both lost to the Dark Grail anyways. Morons.
Why my peepee small?